'All right, I'm in charge here.' Oh, run along, Quimby. I think they're dedicating a phone booth somewhere. 'Watch it, you talking tub of doughnut batter!' Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby. 'You don't scare me. That could be anyone's a*s!' (S4 E12 - 'Marge vs. the Monorail') | The Simpsons & Futurama Best Moments

'Don't you worry, Mr. Mayor. This little bird'll be cracking rocks by the end of the week.' "Wiggum! You glorified night watchman let her go!" 'But she broke the law...' "Thanks for the civics lesson. Now listen to me, if Marge Simpson goes to jail I can kiss the chick vote good-bye.. and if I go down, you're gonna break my fall!" 'Word-to-the wise Quimby, don't write checks your butt can't cash.' "Hear me loud and clear, Wiggum. You bite me, I'll bite back." 'You talk the talk, Quimby, but do y